(Un)forgettable inventions

Prencils - Pretzels you can write with... or eat

Windshield wipers for your mac

The chia-stache - For dudes who can't grow moustaches, and yes its green. Just add water and whalla!

The Invelope - An envelope that holds envelopes

Rapper Wrappers- Soft cases for shipping your favorite rap star to a friend

What if you could combine the incredibly useful properties of stickies with the easy to use post-its ? Well, now you can with the all new "stick-its!"

Nose-shaped speakers for your electric piano, called Pianose...already celebrity endorsed by Barry Manilnose!

Band Combos

What if you could convince legendary bands and solo artists to join forces and mix various genres of music together, breaking all the rules and boundaries placed on everyday music?

Well..uh....you can't! BUT...If you could, below are the artists I would combine:

U2Livecrew

Georgemichaeljacksonbrown

L7seconds

Clint Black Sabbath

Patty La Belle & Sebastien

Lady Of Rage Against the Machines Of Loving Grace Slick Rick James Taylor Dayne

Madonna Summer

Girls Against Boyz To Men At Work

Fatboy Slim Whitman

Vanilla Ice-T Rex

Ice-T –Bone Walker

Run DMC&C Music Factory

D-nice & Smooth

LL Cool JJ FAD

Jason Bently Rhythm Ace

Craig David Alverado

Culture Club Nuveau

P.O.D eeLite

Genesister Sledge

Chemical Brothers Johnson

Sly And the Family Stone Roses

Sonic Youth Brigade

School Of Fishbone-thugs n Harmony

Mighty Mighty Bosstones On Tail

Tommy Lee Skratch Perry

Aerosmith & Mighty

Jay z-Trip

J-Lo Fi Allstars

Badly Drawn Boyz To Men Without Hats

Sugar Hill Gang Of Four

Soul 2 Soul Asylum

Craig David Bowie

Slick Rick-Y Martin

Jay ZZ Top

Kool Mo Deelite-er Shade of Brown

Puddle Of Mudhoney

Fat Joe Jackson

Chris Isaak Hayes

Johnny Cash Money

Kid Rock-et From the Crypt

BB King Britt

Color Me Badd Company Flow

Tenacious D-angelo

Heavy D-Angelo

Celine Dionne Warwick

Lil Bow Wow Wow

Christian Death in Vegas

Armand Van hel-Don Henley

Janis Joplin-da Rondstat

Electric Light Orchestral Manuevers in the Dark

Dixie Chicks on Speed

Tina Marie Osmond

Aqua Velvet-Underground

Kenny G.G. Allin Parsons project

Howie BT-Love and rockets

Placebo diddly

johnny cash money millionaires johnny cash money millionaires

ozomatli crue

frank black flag/sabbath

diesel boy george michael jackson browne

at the drive inside out kast

lucy pearl jam

smokey robinson by four tet

the oakridge boys II men without hats

placido domingo-go's

young mc 900 ft jesus jones

Mister Mister big daddy kane

regina bell biv devoe

sugar ray charles

stevie ray vonda shepard

ugly kid joe cocker

c/dc talk talk

Cheap Tricky

Johann Sebastian Bach-man Turner Overdrive

The {Jackson [5} for {fighting] (gravity} kills)

india arie-ba mcentire

Came-o-Town

Mary Mary J Blidge

Ace Of Bassment Jaxxson Browne

thestraycatstevens

ABC-murder

Kajagoogoodolls

Dr. KnowFX

duran durandy newman

duran durandy newmanheim steamroller

Green day one

Mister mister Bungle

Supergrass roots manuva

(Todd's) Ace of basement Jaxx-son brown

Latryrx springfield (Think about it)

NOFX-ecutioners

Suggie otis Redding

Megadeath cab for cutie

Matthew Jay ZZ top

Mother love bone thugz in harmony

Mc5 for fighting

Garth Brooks and dunn

Rufus wainright said fred schnieder

Horace andy gibb

At the drive INXS

At the drive indigo girls against boys

...and you will know us by our trail of dead kennedys

The Fresh prince paul revere and the raiders

D'angelo-fidelity allstars

The Bee Gees-us Jones

erick sermon-tell jordan knight

Megadeath in vegas

The Notorius B.I.G.+ G.G. Allin Jackson of sam Phillips

general public enemy

hootie and the blow fish -bone

blink 182-live crew

Carole kings of convenience

bob marlEE skratch perry farrel

Fats Domino doubt

felix da housecat stevens

the urge overkill-ing joke

oingo boingo-go'zomatli crue

carl craig armstrong

the english beat-les

boy george winston

third eye blind melon

Special thanks to all the contributing writers/combo-makers. Names of these individuals have been withheld by request due to possible lawsuits, embarassement, etc.

Best Business Bureau?

Now accepting venture capital for the following businesses:

Steaks and Stones: A steak house that allows the servers to call you names

Steak and Bake: Meat and pot

Steaky Breaky Heart: A place for steak and pop country music

Steakout: A steakhouse that plays videos of couples having affairs

Blow Cones: A whore house that serves snowcones

Fry Me to the Moon: Serving out-of-this-world french fries in a sci-fi setting

Thai Die: Really great Thai food that eventually kills you. "You know you're dying to try it!"

Juice for Jesus: A church/juicebar. "Juice you can believe in!"

Sick and Tires of It All: A shop where terminally ill patients sell tires

Butter Then Nothing: Now serving butter...just butter

Fishnets: Internet cafe that serves Fish

Scone-henge: An outdoor breakfast place in the shape of Stonehendge

WWF Snackdown: The servers are wrestlers. Sponsored by the WWF. Try their delicious headlocks and schmear on a bagel!

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My sandwich will go on, but what will go on it?

Celine Dijon (think Newman's Own)