Now accepting venture capital for the following businesses:
Steaks and Stones: A steak house that allows the servers to call you names
Steak and Bake: Meat and pot
Steaky Breaky Heart: A place for steak and pop country music
Steakout: A steakhouse that plays videos of couples having affairs
Blow Cones: A whore house that serves snowcones
Fry Me to the Moon: Serving out-of-this-world french fries in a sci-fi setting
Thai Die: Really great Thai food that eventually kills you. "You know you're dying to try it!"
Juice for Jesus: A church/juicebar. "Juice you can believe in!"
Sick and Tires of It All: A shop where terminally ill patients sell tires
Butter Then Nothing: Now serving butter...just butter
Fishnets: Internet cafe that serves Fish
Scone-henge: An outdoor breakfast place in the shape of Stonehendge
WWF Snackdown: The servers are wrestlers. Sponsored by the WWF. Try their delicious headlocks and schmear on a bagel!
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