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Now accepting venture capital for the following businesses:

Steaks and Stones: A steak house that allows the servers to call you names

Steak and Bake: Meat and pot

Steaky Breaky Heart: A place for steak and pop country music

Steakout: A steakhouse that plays videos of couples having affairs

Blow Cones: A whore house that serves snowcones

Fry Me to the Moon: Serving out-of-this-world french fries in a sci-fi setting

Thai Die: Really great Thai food that eventually kills you. "You know you're dying to try it!"

Juice for Jesus: A church/juicebar. "Juice you can believe in!"

Sick and Tires of It All: A shop where terminally ill patients sell tires

Butter Then Nothing: Now serving butter...just butter

Fishnets: Internet cafe that serves Fish

Scone-henge: An outdoor breakfast place in the shape of Stonehendge

WWF Snackdown: The servers are wrestlers. Sponsored by the WWF. Try their delicious headlocks and schmear on a bagel!